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It's karma, Selena Gomez. (All Bad by Justin Bieber, Selena's friends, and Selenators.)

Oh look, another post talking about shade in the messy breakup of Justin Bieber and the girl who runs after everyone based on their fame. (I didn’t mention a name, but you know who I’m talking about.)

Considering the fact that Justin Bieber made this girl, Selena Gomez famous, as I proved here, you’d think that her and her team and her fanbase, would be thankful for him. But nooooo, they decide to follow in their idol’s footsteps and blame the entire relationship on him as if he wasn’t the greatest boyfriend of all time.

Quick bullet timeline of Jelena?

  • Ignored his fans for HER. 
  • Got her invited to every award show.
  • Skipped the Grammys to go shopping in NYC with her. 
  • Skipped the BETS (where he would have been sitting with Beyonce) to go out with her.
  • Showered her with expensive vacations that cost him thousands of dollars every night.
  • Wrote an entire love album about her.
  • Increased her fame.
  • Promoted her career.
  • Showered her with gifts. 

Oh my god Justin you terrible boyfriend! You fucking douche. 

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WHY JUSTIN? WHY???? WHY WOULD YOU BUY SELENA AFRICA WHEN SHE WANTED ASIA?

Quick bullet timeline of Selena and her team’s reaction AFTER the breakup? (Read everything here because I’m summing up her shade massacre)

  • Gets her entire clique to attack him on Twitter just after the breakup back in November 2012

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  • Two shady dance videos, one music video about a “douche”
  • Laughs about making him cry

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  • hints he physically abused her (meanwhile the only abuse we got from Jelena is when Selena was slapping Justin and yelling at him as we learned here)

*If you wanna know about what happened the night of breakup, read this.*

Quick bullet timeline of Justin and his team’s reaction AFTER the breakup?

  • Basically

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JUSTIN YOU TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU? HOW FUCKING DARE YOU WANT TO STAY POSITIVE? HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT HOW HEARTBROKEN YOU ARE RATHER THAN GO OUT AND THROW HATE COMMENTS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION? HOW DARE YOU, YOU VILE RODENT???

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Yes Justin, can you be so kind as to NOT put Selena in everything? Stop going around hating on her. Stop making dance videos about her. Stop hinting she abused you. 

Wait…

Hold on…

Who is using whose name in everything?

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Who needs who in the first place?

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Who is always brought up in someone else’s business?

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Who is going around throwing shade in every fucking interview?

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OMG JUSTIN, STOP BRINGING UP SELENA IN EVERY INTERVIEW. STOP SHADING HER.

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Do you get the point? Hopefully you do. I know my fellow Beliebers will since they’re not hypocritical idiots who also know how to buy their fave’s music unlike others.

How does the world work?

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You hit me, I’ll hit you back. You insult me, I’ll insult you back. You shade me, I’ll shade you back.

Sadly, Justin likes to be the ACTUAL DEFINITION of classy, and not follow the rules above. Instead, he likes to see the kindness in everyone. He believes in self defense as I do. Lets take a look at All Bad

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“Ooh, you know females and how they like to run their mouths.” IS HE WRONG? Do we not talk shit a lot? YES WE DO. It’s a natural habit of life. But hey, at least Classlena takes it to another level and bullies your ass with her groupies and attacks you on national television AND turns the whole world on you. Oh Selly <3 

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Oh so Classy Swift who likes to tell ex boyfriends to shut the fuck up on live television, admitted that her and Selena talk shit about everyone (we should know about that regarding Demi) and admits that Justin isn’t good for her. 

So did he lie about saying how girls run their mouths? Nope. Even bitter Taylor Swift, admitted it.

Remember this. It’s Selena who turned his friends against him.

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The first lines talk about how they were envious of Selena which could or could not be true but knowing how Justin actually knew them since that’s all he hung out with for two years when Selena had him wrapped around a rope and forbid him from hanging out with his own friends, he’s right. They’re jealous of her and they’re the reason they broke up (along with Selena’s trust issues of course). Her friends are definitely jealous of how Justin treated her. If you were here when Jelena was not dead, you’d know what I’m talking about. And if you weren’t around, then oops, #youwerentwithus.

“Don’t let them change your mood.” If you’re one of Selena’s younger fans who is not in high school yet and didn’t take English and how to interpret things like poems, songs, and whatever else there is, that means ‘don’t let them affect what you think about me’. 

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OH LOOK, SELF DEFENSE! WHAT A CRIME.

Took his stupid ass way too long. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAITED FOR HIM TO PUT THEM IN THEIR PLACE? WAY TOO LONG. 

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Regarding the first two lines, they got involved in their relationship, and like Selena, talked shit about him.

Then he says he’s not perfect, because no one is.

“Jealous of you, that’s what they do.” I don’t know if any of Selena’s lonely fans experienced a relationship yet, but friends tend to get involved in your relationship when they’re jealous of it. Either because they want you to themselves, or they just want to be you. And knowing Charity, Selena’s girlfriend at the moment, she definitely envied Justin. (x) (x) (x)

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Justin how dare you defend yourself? Why don’t you blame the entire relationship on Selena like Selena did?? WHY

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Moving on to Selenators and their irrelevant opinions

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So you’re hating on Justin for defending himself when he had like 7 different people attack him, but yet you want Ta(I can’t grow the fuck up and I’m still stuck in the middle school phase)ylor Swift to attack him…. FOR DEFENDING HIMSELF.

Sure, Taylor, go ahead. You’re already hated by like every fanbase out there.

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ALL HE FUCKING SAID WAS THAT HE’S NOT AS BAD AS HER BITCHES MAKE HIM OUT TO BE. 

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He did her wrong? Oh well this and this begs to differ.

If it’s anyone that did the other wrong, it was the one prancing around with her boyfriend’s best friend on the beach

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It was the one cozying up to her co-star regardless of the fact that she was still in a relationship

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Yes ladies and gentlemen, that was all during the time Justin and Selena were still together.
And if that ignorant child was referring to after the breakup, then I’m pretty sure Selena did Justin wrong after the breakup. No one deserves to be humiliated in front of the whole world like that.

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He wasn’t shading her friends. He was defending himself from her. Shading is what Selena and her friends did after the breakup.

But can we discuss this comment

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that happened because of this

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SELENATOR LOGIC: It’s okay if Selena hates on someone but it’s not okay for that person to hate back or defend himself.

You’re telling me it’s fine for Charity case to hate on Barbara, a much prettier girl than Selena, Barbara, someone who has been a fan of Justin since 2010 and just wanted to meet him, Barbara, someone who just took a fucking photo with him, but it’s NOT okay for Justin to say “Ignore the shit your friends talk about me.” OH??? WELL WOW, IT IS TRUE. WE DO LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY FUCKING DAY. 

But for the record Charity case, yes, those are great rolls

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See? I can be a bitch too :) Because unlike Justin, I agree with the eye for an eye quote. You’re a bitch? It’s cool, I’ll be one also.

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Pretty sure he wanted to be there for her but you know, it’s hard when someone locks you out of their house

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Hating on your ex boyfriend to scrap headlines isn’t okay either :) But that’s just my two cents.

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He didn’t hurt Selena and you don’t have proof of him hurting her.

The only thing we have is proof of Selena yelling at Justin, Selena slapping Justin, Selena cozying up with other guys, and Selena locking Justin out of her house. But yeah, totes, I’m sure writing songs about how heartbroken you are is much far worse than those things I just listed.

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Pretty sure TheGomezArmy aka someone who hated on Miley Cyrus just because they’re a Selenator, and then ended up getting tea from Miley Cyrus herself, shouldn’t be giving their two cents since clearly you don’t know the difference between self defense and straight out hate, but I’ll be glad to explain.

Saying “Don’t listen to what your friends are saying about me because I’m not all that bad” is self defense, something Justin should have used when Selena slapped him in public. Saying “That makes two of us” when laughing about your ex boyfriend crying, is hate :) That’s the difference, youngin. 

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OMGGGGGG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Sweetheart, you actually think Selena, someone who’s dated and hung out with ONLY the richEST and MOST famous people in Hollywood, is gonna date someone who IS NOT FAMOUS????? LMAOOOOO. 

If the definition of a real man isn’t NOT SHADING YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND THE WAY SHE DID ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, then yes, I hope Selena does date a real man. But that real man, will expose her ass for the vile human being she truly is if she treated him the way she treated Justin. Can’t wait :)

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Figures. Ignorant fans don’t know how to interpret songs. Justin didn’t say her friends are not good for her. HE SAID TO NOT LISTEN TO THE BULLSHIT THEY SAY ABOUT HIM BECAUSE HE’S NOT AS BAD AS THEY MAKE HIM OUT TO BE.

Oh and darling, I’m pretty sure the millions he spend on Selena, makes up for him not tweeting “Fuck you Beliebers, stop hating on my girlfriend.” Him not tweeting anything along those lines, was him defending her because if he did tweet it, she would get 10x more hate. And it’s not like she defended him either. She made fun of him crying and called him a dog :)

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*copies and pastes my last paragraph here*

You useless fans who can’t get your fave a #1 song on iTunes or a platinum album, know damn well that if one of Justin’s friends were to say what Charity case said, they’d get endless hate.

It’s just how Selenators work. They’re useless regarding Selena’s career, and they’re bigger hypocrites than her.

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Maybe you guys should go help the Stars Dance tour sell more tickets and try to get Stars Dance to sell 300k in the United States, instead of hating on Justin’s song where he’s defending himself oh and that song is also #1 in several countries on iTunes.

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My work here is done. Have a wonderful day filled with love and joy :) That is unless you’re Justin and you still have a bitter ex still throwing shade till this day.

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