Selena Gomez caught buying cigarettes... I wonder what everyone's reaction is gonna be.

Ah, I shouldn’t have written “everyone’s reaction” since not that many people care about Selena Gomez. Whatever, “Miley-ish” thing you could say, that she does, no one will remember it because she’s Selena Gomez. Who? Exactly. Everyone still thinks she’s some angelic 18 year old on Disney which is why this blog is a surprise to a lot. 

Anyways, I’m not gonna brag about the part where I said mulitple times on ask.fm that Selena has smoked in the past.

Oh ha. No, I’m gonna brag.

Told ya. I just love running this blog and I love seeing the hate. But you wanna know what I love more? The part where Selly proves moi right. Thanks boo xo. 

Anyways, I don’t know if this post is gonna be long or not. I’m probably just gonna keep rambling on and on.

Today, the idol of 7 year olds was caught buying cigarettes.

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She was caught with cigarettes before but no cared about Classlena smoking because well… she’s irrelevant and it’s not gonna be a big deal like when Miley started smoking. 

Now I really don’t care what Selena does with herself, I just blog about it and that’s it. I really don’t hold any feelings for whats her face. If she wants to smoke and get her voice worser than it already is, then go Sel! It’s not like she sings live anyways. Her voice isn’t strong at all and if you’ve noticed it get worse throughout the years and that’s because Selena did not JUST start smoking (cigarettes, weed, whatever). Selena did not JUST start drinking. 

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Wanna know the funny part? Her fans reactions. Or excuses..

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God I love them :’) They’re so delusional it legit makes my day. 

She’s caught buying cigarettes and they still choose not to believe it so what makes anyone think they will believe anything I have to say? Kids these days. Lets not hate on them though. It’s probably hard transitioning from 5th grade to middle school. 

If Selena were to straight out say “Yes I used Justin for fame, yes I lip sync all the time. Yes I slapped Justin in that video. Yes I want to ruin Justin’s career. Yes I was mean to Demi. Yes I hate Miley. Yes I never liked Nick and just used him like I use everyone else.” her fans will still deny it. They’ll probably come up with something like “Oh she’s not feeling good today. Maybe she needs her picklezzzz!” or whatever food they make a big deal out of when Selena eats as if she’s the only human to eat it. 

My favorite part about this whole thing, is the part where her fans called Miley and Justin bad role-models for smoking.

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Lol they’re so funny. 

Watch your excuses children! Your idea of a perfect idol might just backfire on you. oops it already has.

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Aw look that smile! Probably bursting with happiness since Justin was recently arrested. She wants to ruin him by the way, just boldly saying it for those of you haven’t caught on. 

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