Analyzing Cole Sprouse's Breakup Announcement With Lili Reinhart: The Shady Details

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When i posted that we were going to talk about Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart’s relationship, some of you were confused because everyone was like “what is there to talk about?” Well… we never updated you the way we should of considering Cole’s explosive Instagram post.

So in this video, I (Angela) broke down their entire relationship timeline and this video wasn’t really meant for regular readers of this blog because you guys probably read the post. It was requested and I wanted something different to talk about for our subscribers.

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Matt Winkelmeyer/MG18

HOWEVER…

I realized that while I was talking and rambling, I started describing their relationship dynamic and some qualities about them as people and this was something I didn’t really touch upon in their post.

Watch it now:

I hope you guys liked the video. Let me know how you felt about my narration!

Now let’s talk about Cole’s breakup announcement which I delved deep into during the video.

Y’all remember my post, right?

August 11:

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E! said they were broken up in May but EVERYONE remained in denial. However we told you that YES they were broken up and it was FAR BEFORE May AND that they didn’t quarantine together.

Cole confirmed that information on August 19, eight days later.

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“Lili and I initially separated in January of this year, deciding to more permanently spilt in March.”

We’re always right, nothing new, nothing changed.

It’s funny because I got death threats from their stans and I even had someone email me threatening me that they’re going to send my post to Cole & Lili’s team. I was like ooooo go ahead. All because I said I heard he was cheating on her and that they were BROKEN UP. How did the universe reward me with spiling truthful tea? Confirming that tea for me.

Oh and if you forgot, we were right about their first breakup too.

So in the video, I spoke A LOT about that breakup announcement and more importantly, HOW it was done. I said that it felt extremely calculated mainly because it came right after Lili’s interview came out. It was more of damage control that Cole did to control the narrative at least.

We also spoke about Lili’s interview in the video, but here’s what she said:

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Her therapist told her that she’s feeling that way because of her breakup and the scientific effects that it has on the body. However, Lili was denying that it was about Cole on Twitter but I guess that was her way of protecting her vulnerability?

I have no f-cking idea.

But it tells A LOT with how Cole broke the news about the breakup and WHEN he did, as opposed to how Lili did and what she said.

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And don’t get me wrong, I love Cole Sprouse and even Dylan Sprouse. It ain’t my fault people are telling me they’re cheaters!

Don’t shoot the messenger.

Anyways comment down below what you thought about this breakup announcement. It’s never too late because we never posted about it!

Also how did I do narrating? I’m a very fast talker and everyone thinks I come off too intimidating so I promise I don’t bite (until you f-cking try me then oh hell yeah I do)! Anywayssss you can comment anonymously so take advantage of that. We’ll be reading and replying back!

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