Selena Gomez's CREEPY Message to Justin Bieber, Cooking Show Shade, Her Health and More Updates Coming

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“Oh my god you’re STILL talking about Jelena? Obsessed troll.” Listen, as long as our gal Selena Gomez is still keeping the Jelena drama alive, so will we. Why? We REPORT on NEWS. What is the NEWS? Jelena.

A new video went up on our youtube channel today and luckily for our sweet readers, y’all already had the post version.

Selena Gomez’s Creepy Message to Justin Bieber

I linked a bunch of useful Jelena posts in the description of that video so if you’re new here or don’t understand anything about Jelena, go get your reading on. Some of you live in the comments acting as if Jelena is a black & white topic and I can’t understand if it’s because you hate me writing about Selena or you just weren’t around for the drama back in the day.

So save yourself the headache and spare us one too by getting your history education on ;) you’re welcome!

THE POSTS

So the video was kind of in our drafts for a long time and Alana and I were cleaning our drafts out so we just wanted to get rid of everything. This is why this old tea is going up now. We also like posting more on youtube because we are growing our wonderful audience of readers.

Go watch the video if you’d like and let us know what you think or if there is any points you’d like to add on.

Moving on!

Some Selena updates because we haven’t talked about her in a long time

she’s lookin extra good lately

she’s lookin extra good lately

If you guys follow me on Twitter, you’d know that I’ve been dragging Selena a bit for her cooking show. Don’t get me wrong, sis looks great and there are some quirky moments, but there’s a lot of ex-boyfriend jabs on there. It confuses me how Selena is talking about her past relationships on a COOKING SHOW. And by past relationships, I mean her relationship with Justin. Selena even means that.

Here are some of my tweets:

The examples are literally endless.

Don’t get it twisted, I’m not watching the show, but the beauty of twitter is that it highlights everything you need to know. I’m thinking about making a post about all the times Selena brought up some relationship drama on the show because I feel like Selena is one of those celebrities that get away with everything. I mean if it wasn’t for the receipts on my blog, all that sh-t would have been forgotten by now.

As a person who loves talking about marketing tactics, I know that this is one. No one cares for Selena and her quirky cooking in her pretty kitchen so she’s gonna have to spice it up somehow by including things that people WILL talk about it.

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HBO Max

That’s why she’s stabbing potatoes and pretending it’s Justin Bieber’s face.

We haven’t had a Selena post in quite some time so a lot of you are curious about who’s the “cute boy” that Selena got a call from on her cooking show which got her all nervous and blushing.

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HBO Max

I don’t even think he exists.

Last I heard, Selena was hooking up with mainly women as I posted on the credibility page here, but I will get an update for you all.

I’m sure she’s hooking up with other people and dating around, but it’s hard to believe her little “cute” and “gushy” act on the show when she is stabbing the memory of her ex-boyfriends in other episodes.

The reason I don’t think the cute boy exists is that if she's happily talking to a different guy, how are her past relationships STILL on her mind? At this point, she's playing every PR angle.

  • The heartbroken tortured “artist” and the happy moving on one.

It’s like the release of Lose You To Love Me and then Look At Her Now all again. It’s the same cycle Selena plays in every era. She’s a unique gal so she likes to play both roles. Unfortunately for her, it’ll drive her to another mental institution.

Speaking of her health problems, a lot of you have been asking about how she seems “fine” on her cooking show and looking gorgeous for her song with Blackpink, despite all her underlying health issues. I’ve explained this several times actually.

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What you SEE isn’t actually what’s going on. Just like you didn’t know Selena was undergoing a kidney transplant back in summer 2017 when she was serving looks with The Weeknd in New York, you don’t know many things.

I’ve literally never been wrong about her health.

Plus, when I gave the gruesome health update originally in February, she was seen with a hospital band on her wrist literally 2 weeks later. Then we got the news that she was reportedly living in a sober home. So it’s not like she hasn’t been receiving some sort of treatment. It would be a shame if it didn’t work, I mean??

The sad thing about Selena is that she never goes all in when it comes to her health. She thinks she can have the best of both worlds—working & staying in the press while receiving treatment. It really doesn’t work like that.

With that being said, I’m thinking about clarifying all of that drama in a separate post. Let me know what you think about that and what other Selena topics are you interested in us covering. I know a lot of you guys expressed how much you miss Selena content.

Other post updates

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So this is your time to request what you want. In the past 2 months, we’ve really made a huge DENT in the topics that were the most requested. I can’t believe we finally got to all of them. It brings me so much joy to actually write these posts along with Alana because after all, it’s our hobby. But the fact that everyone enjoys them or keeps up with them to begin with, is a whole other type of joy for us.

Therefore, let us know what you want next!

I also know that many of you have been requesting reviews so we’re going to be trying our best to get on track with that.

Love you all!

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